...once upon a March afternoon an evil queen called upon her five most trusted advisors.
"I have come to a decision," she proclaimed, when all of them had come before her to indulge in the magnitude of breakfast cereal her castle had to offer.
"I no longer wish to be evil. Making life hard for everyone else around me has also made things quite insufferable for myself. So from now on I wish to no longer make people work for me under horrible conditions. Instead I wish to unite them, so they may join me in all my glory and work under the same horrible conditions of their own free will."
Her advisors cheered, for this had been their wish, too, all along... if the tale is to be believed, this is how they celebrated: